Mechanised motoring

Dear Diary,

Armand:  Everyone knows by now that I've had a severe accident and I'll never walk again unaided.  I'm an active kind of boy and this doesn't sit very well with me.  I asked Pops for a motorised chair so I can get around.  I had this in mind:

But, I was more than willing to settle for something like this:

And, this is what Pops bought for me:

Not exactly what I had in mind.  But, never mind, it does come motorised:

"Push faster, Adam!  Faster!"

And, it's far preferable to this option:

"I feel like a trundler of groceries!"

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